This email could ONLY come from Chris

Yes....today we shall take another harrowing and wondrous glimpse into the mind of my brother, Chris Partyka.

....normally, I would say more in my preface and talk about something offbeat and wacky and fanciful, such as glo-in-the-dark snail paste, but after reading this email, I realize that I should just shut up and let the enigmatically psychotic power of Chris take over..So, without further interruption, let the zazziness begin!: (Let me say however that I do not understand how Chris could say he is shy around girls......)
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so i wanted to wait until i actually HAD the spin featuring ghosts of pasha physically in my hands to start talking about it..
and its next to me now at the computer in the library..
quite honestly,its more of a novelty than anything; something to hang up or put on a shelf, like a funny picture your friend drew in crayon while drunk, or a soccer trophy from when you were a kid..
yes,it is good press..its also a great icebreaker socially, especially for a guy like me who has trouble talking to people
(girls)
something ive noticed about writers
which i can now say accurately since
we have been written about ALOT since oct 24th
is that it must be hard to be a writer,
because the articles weve gotten about this happening in the universe,this occurance, have almost all been pretty much exactly the same.really.
its almost like ive read 20 versions of the same artcile, like "best gig ever the directors cut"
or "best gig ever widescreen"
im waiting for "best gig ever II:prankster pig strikes again"
the other part of this that is so SO weird is that it literally means nothing at all.
and i say this without a trace of bitterness,resentment etc etc anything bad a person can feel..
sitting next to my bands "name in lights"
in the library my thoughts are this:
im very hungry and i should go to the store, i cant wait to go back to work tomorrow, i miss my family, id like to be hanging out with a cute girl today but my desire to do so is outweighed slightly by my desire to geek out on the original final fantasy adapted for playstation, and that i found out theres a new mogwai release but its live sessions or some shit and this pretty much puts a nail in the coffin on my interest in that band, because they havent released a studio recording in too long for my taste and also ive heard about nine bands in burlington who sound like that which means there are probably a hundred thousand mogwai bands in the usa alone.
so i guess im glad that my band
moved away from that sound like a year ago and instead moved toward something of a cross between the little river band and this heat.
also a thought im having is that im glad "hipsters"
are no longer "bitchy"
but now
"demographically agreeable"
and
"nice"
anyway,
like i said im "very hungry"
and id like to get some
"foo foo burritos"
from the
"yuppie veggie mart"
so i bid y'all adieu.
so long,
"writer"