My second post!

Hola!

I am ecstatic about the overwhelming response I got for my first blog! I got 3 non-family members to post comments about my blog, which blows my mind, maaaaan!.

Anyway, I thought I'd start off by answering the comments by saying that my newest blog, "Jeff's European Orgy Insider" will not be ready for another few weeks, so keep your pants and bras on...and hold it in, if you know what I mean....

Now let's play a game; this will be a regular feature on this blog, it's called: "Which one is true?"

Which one is true???

Here are the rules: I will give you 3 statements about me. One is true, the other two are not. Here's the catch: I will not tell you which statement is true; that'll be up to my readers to decide....ready?

Which of the following is true?

(a: I ate apple pie for the very first time last night.

(b: I had an imaginary girlfriend, named Lisa, for a year, and I convinced people that she was real, and that we were in a relationship.

(c: My favorite turn-on is squeezing my left nipple. (not the right nipple, that doesn't work)

OK, now as promised, I will give you some background info: Who am I?

Name: Jeffrey L. Partyka
Age: I believe that our souls are ageless, that we are not bound by such corporeal constraints, that one day, a time of great upheaval, of great change, but of great opportunity as well!, will come, and cast out all of those who defy the ascended masters, and in the end, we shall triumph and all ----....oh wait, I'm thinking back to my "Heaven's Gate" days..sorry about that...I'm 25.

Job: Webmaster....but at work (New Jersey Lawyer), I am referred to much more pretensiously as "NJL Online Director"

Favorite foods: chicken of any kind, chili, tacos, spanish rice, assorted Polish foods which I cannot spell.

Favorite color: Sea Green

Favorite movie(s): Don't have one in particular, but my favorites are Pee Wee's Big Adventure, Rainman, Brazil, Pi, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Zardoz (strangest movie ever made, by far), The Story of Ricky (most violent movie ever made...but hilarious)

Favorite books: Web Hacking (well, I'm a geek, so I've gotta throw in at least one computer book!), The Adventures of Huck Finn, Flicker, Dune, Vurt, Brave New World, Treasure Island (the only "classic" book I actually like....I HATED Wuthering Heights)

Goals: As of now, some of them are:

(1: To appear on "Jeopardy!" within 10 years.
(2: To put together a Central NJ literature magazine. (I write short stories, and some other stuff)
(3: To become a computer teacher in high school somewhere (or better yet, in a county college, where I don't have to deal with whiny students -- as much.)

(4: To eventually start a business where I sell B-movies, rare movies, and strange movies.

Other stuff: I like a lot of weird music, thanks to my oldest brother, Chris. BTW, he's going to start his East Coast tour with his band, "Ghosts of Pasha", and supposedly, he may appear on the Carson Daly show at some point in the next 2 months, so I'll keep everyone posted. (this is serious)

Also, I have a pretty descent collection of Pez. I love Pez.

Tomorrow: I will review a movie I saw yesterday. It's one of the worst movies of all time, from the esteemed master of atrocious cinema, Edward Wood, Jr. -- "Plan 9 From Outer Space"

Ciao!