Welcome to my pit!

Hello my fellow readers (totaling 0, possibly 1.....but more are to follow!!!MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!.........)

So you're most likely thinking, "WTF? Yet another blog? Don't these icky people have anything else to do with their wasteful lives?!" ...or

You're probably thinking, "Shouldn't these people just submit to the inevitable responsibilities of adulthood, and talk about nothing except work, cars, real estate, house beautification and marriage? "...or

You may possibly be thinking, "Why don't these people just concentrate on what's truly important in life, like money, nice clothes, current events, and upscale restaurants?" ...or

There's a chance that you're thinking, "When I get home today, it will be necessary for me to take out the recyclables, since Tuesday is plastics day."....or

There's an outside shot that you're thinking, "When I get home today, I need to FINALLY read that utterly HORRENDOUS book my relatives gave me for my birthday entitled, '5000 years of Glass'...Otherwise, I will lack sufficient knowledge in this subject area, and I may suffer for it dearly at the next ivy league graduate school party I attend. My attempted witty repartee shall be MOST JAGGED INDEED!..(the typical neoclassical gentleman at that party would reply to that comment with -- I declare the aforementioned wordplay to be the most whimsical instance of the last 3 fortnights!)...or

There's a very slim shot that you're thinking, "Cool!! This guy's wacked! Let me read what he has to say.."

Well...my blog is tailored to those who actually might think someone like me is interesting...so Mom, Dad, this is for you.......

THE MISSION STATEMENT

this blog isn't about popularity....
this blog isn't about style...
this blog isn't even about substance....

this blog is about ME, my wacky brain, and those people who inhabit the thoughts within my wacky brain.


Oh yeah, and there might be some leftist political rhetoric that savagely criticizes the Bush administration......but I will forewarn my audience before I indulge in my Republican slander.

I will also have characters in this blog, based on those who inhabit my brain; included are family, friends, co-workers, random people on TV, strangers on the street, and people that I just make up from scratch, simply for my own amusement.

I will provide some background info about myself in my next post! Welcome to my pit!!

~JP